We at FUPPPS.com,
representing the Federation of Unacknowledged
Partnerships among Pooches, Pussycats and Sturgeons,™
salute you. By ruling that the outlawing of same sex
marriage violates the California constitution, you have
taken a very courageous stance in what can only be
termed a war against civil liberties in our country.
millions of members worldwide are so pleased to have this vote of
confidence. We have long known the joy that results when any
critter is free to choose the partner with whom he/she wants to
spend the rest of his/her days, dog or otherwise. Our organization
was founded to urge our politicians to extend the right of a civil
blessing to same sex NIPtuals, with all the legal benefits
two-legged heterosexual wedlock confers.
you will join us by extending your belief in this fundamental right
for all to be free of government interference in the nest, and to be
able to experience muttrimonial bliss, regardless of genus, gender
your decision, we do applaud you. Nip, nip, hoorah!
Shumish and Ina Hillebrandt, co-Founders of FUPPPS
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FUPPPS Editorial Board