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      A little background. 
      As you know, it is customary to post banns for all weddings. Here, for 
      your convenience, we have included an application, as pictured above, which is 
      pre-authorized, assuming you have done your pets' due diligence on blood 
      tests, etc.  You can then post the notice in a conspicuous place at 
      home for all and sundry to see, protecting the sanctity of your pets' 
      NIPtuals.   
      Print on good paper (we suggest parchment) 
      at high resolution. Using non-toxic liquid, such as gravy, dip your bride 
      and groom's paws and help them leave their mark at the appropriate space. 
      Please wish the bride and groom all the 
      good fortune in the world in their coming 
      NIPtuals from  us at FUPPPS.    |