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Welcome to our FUPPPS UP Editorial Archives.  We are  proud to print the opinions of our Editorial Board on the progress in our campaign to get our politicians to speak out on the critical issue of same sex NIP tuals for the furry, feathered and slithery among us. 

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THE PIECE THAT STARTED THE FUPPPS.COM REVOLUTION SUPPORTING PETS' RIGHTS TO SAME SEX SEX, AND NIPtuals

 

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Trump Flip Flops on Gay Rights. Stays Against Same Sex Muttrimony


bullet The Reverend Mr. Bassett Speaks Out on Don't Ask, Don't Tell

 

bullet MITT ROMNEY -- HOW CAN WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WHO STRAPS HIS DOG TO THE ROOF OF HIS CAR?

 

bullet CAUL-I-FORNIA'S GOV, UP IN ARMOR, VETOES SAME SEX NIPtuals

 

bullet A TIME TO GET SERIOUS:  WAYS YOU CAN HELP KATRINA'S HURRICANE VICTIMS!  Our pets and critters need you.

 

bullet REVEREND BASSETT SPEAKS OUT AGAINST TELEVANGELIST CALLING FOR ASSASSINATION OF FOREIGN PRESIDENT

 

bullet REVEREND BASSETT SUPPORTS STONING? Conversion camps for pups and kittens "afflicted with gayness" sends FUPPPSYLVANIAN Rev. up a tree

 

bullet SWISS OK SAME SEX marriage! The land of cheese becomes 12th European nation to surpass the U.S. in making sense -- OK's gay NIPtuals.

 

bullet Why hang "w" by the ears?


bullet Mark a Hydrant!

 

bullet GAY PUSSYCATS CELEBRATE NIPTUAL BLISS!


bullet JUST SAY NO TO GAY BASHING!  Reverend I. Petmyson of the TV program "The 700 Cubs," is proclaimed a primary mover in the drive to ban same sex NIPtuals by James Seesitall, reporter for the FUPPPSYLVANIA GAZETTE.

 

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Fife's ruff up:  Article angers Boxer, as he reads NY Times report that the Anglican Communion, an international body representing the second largest church group in the world, with 77 million members in 164 countries, has issued a rebuke to the Episcopal Church USA for supporting an openly gay priest and same sex unions in New Hampshire.

bullet CHENEY BREAKS FROM BUSH, DEFENDS SAME SEX UNIONS


bullet "GAY DIVORCEE" TAKES ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING:  The first angel fish gay wedding, having received official blessings just in April of this year, has gone the way of half the human heterosexual marriages in the United States ...

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California's Governator May Have to Step into Same Sex Marriage Debate:  California's Legislature facing off on same sex marriages after State Supreme Court rule them null and void. Governator may have to decide issue."

 

bullet Cats Throw Hissy Fits over Missouri Same Sex Marriage bans:  St. Louis, MO, August 4, 2004: Today, a day that will live in infamy, Missourians banned same sex marriage. Cats ticked as state pours water over same sex NIPtuals!"

 

bullet Critters Cry Out for Gay Marriage at Democratic Convention:  Thousands of barks, quacks and hisses erupted as representatives of gay rights for animals demonstrated at the Democratic Convention to urge presumptive presidential candidate Kerry to speak out in favor of same sex marriage rights for critters.

 

bullet SCARY, SCARY TIMES Republiphants, blocked in their attempt to pass a marriage amendment to the Constitution, are getting the same sex niptual issue onto state ballots...critical votes ahead for all who support critters' rights to wed the partner of choice....

 

bullet PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES TAKE A STAND ON HUMAN GAY MARRIAGE:  THE ANSWER IS NO!  But what about gay muttrimonial rights for the feathered, furry and slithery?  Urge candidates to take a stand now!

bullet Ten Gay Couples Suing Romney for Backtracking on promise to have legal NIPtuals: Massachusetts Governor being challenged on legality of rescinding ceremonies and promises made to same sex couples

 

bullet NOAH'S ARK: THE OFFICIAL EXPLANATION:  Was Noah A Man Ahead of His Time?   We all know Noah and his family led the animals two by two into the ark, but do we know who did the exams? And how with paws making typing on laptops so difficult, there must have been sloppy record-keeping? How do we know which sexes were really onboard?

 

bullet CLERIC FROM CANINEPISCOPAL CHURCH WEDS GAY PRIESTS: In a surprise, and somewhat defiant move, the Bishop of Caninepiscopal in Los Angeles has blessed the NIPtuals of two priests.  Some dogizens in town outraged, others comforted by the thought their pups will be safe...

 

bullet DESPITE THE TEA PARTIES, TROUBLE BREWS IN BOSTON: 

At the stroke of midnight, multitudes of horses, ducks, pooches, pussycats and everybody in search of same sex NIPtuals began lining up in front of City Hall to receive the official blessings of the state.  However, a big fly is emerging in this ointment...

 

bullet HAPPY HOOVES TROT TO BE FIRST IN LINE FOR SAME SEX NIPtuals!  Boston's City Hall scene of revelry as pooches, pussycats, ducks, horses and more get in line beginning at midnight, when law legalizing same sex weddings became official.  Though federal law may create financial problems, couples opting to go ahead,,,

 

bullet NOW WE KNOW WHERE IT'S COMING FROM!  Liberty Counsel, in Florida, taking legal steps to bar same sex NIPtuals nationwide.

 

bullet WE JOIN THE MULTITUDE MOURNING THE LOSS OF CAESAR:  In a break from our coverage of media and land takeover threats in Fupppsylvania, it is with great sadness that we report the death yesterday of the gentle giant, Caesar, the silverback gorilla. Childless at 26, he had been sent to Zoo Atlanta by the LA Zoo, where he met a nice boy, thwarting the keepers' admirable but clueless goals of producing genetically varied offspring for the captive populations.

 

bullet THOUSANDS MARCH IN PROTEST AS MURDOCK TRIES TO BUY OUT MEDIA IN FUPPPSYLVANIA:  Townspeople in Floundertown, capitol of Fupppsylvania, were in an uproar of sympathy yesterday, joining thousands of citizens from the surrounding countryside to gather at the castle gates, in protest over the possible takeover of 'The Flounder Town Gazette' by media baron Reginald Murdock.

 

bullet Where to Go for the Same Sex Niptual Honeymoon?  In our continuing series of reports from Flounder Town, capitol of Fupppsylvania, residents overwhelmingly  bark in support of this honeymoon destination for happy couples...

 

bullet What Does An Anti-Gay Dad Do When His Son Comes Out?  Fupppsylvania story from citizens of the capitol, Flounder Town, gush in wake of threat to homeland security -- this heartwarmer is about a respected canine barrister whose son is heading for a same sex wedding, as told by gay dogs at the Snug Pug

 

bullet HOMELAND SECURITY IN PERIL IN FUPPPSYLVANIA:  Despite the tranquil appearance of rolling hills dotted with poppies and lillies, our homeland is under threat from right wingers who would buy up our lands and media.

 

bullet IT'S TAX DAY.  OUR BUCKS AT  SAME SEX NIPTUAL CROSSROADS: Our tax bucks have been ramming the point home as often as possible in countless marches through towns all over the country:  our representatives, whom we pay with our taxes, must take a stand on same sex NIPtuals!

bullet LOG CABIN ELEPHANTS COZYING UP TO BRAYING BUNCH:  Word has it from our capitol that the Log Cabin Elephants, the mainly gay male lobbying group within the Republiphants Party, are feeling betrayed, and may be ready to support the opposition Demodonks.

 

bullet GORILLA POLL RESULTS IN!  FUPPPS founder, Susan Shumish, announces public broadly supports the right of Caesar, 26 year old childless gorilla moved from LA's to Atlanta's zoo, to wed the boy of his dreams.

 

bullet GEORGIA CITIZENS MORPH FROM GOOBERS TO CRACKERS: Archie McTavish, Leader of the Pack of Gay Pooches and Cats, organizes protest a la Brigadiere Fronterra of Boston in response to Georgia citizens objecting to gay NIPtuals.

 

bullet CAN STATES RESIST THE FLOODS OF PROTEST?  Great Dane accuses Massachusetts of cur-tailing liberties.  Leads coalition of dogs on soggy protest march through Boston.

 

bullet GAY BASHING RIDES SLIPPERY SLOPE A recent poll taken by the I. M. Squirrely Research Institute underscores the trend -- pets in America have been getting more and more comfortable with others who are choosing same sex mates; tolerance grows among horses in Mounted Police units, Navy seals, and more ....

bullet N.Y. LAWS WEAVE A TANGLED WEB:  Brave Mayor West of New Paltz, N.Y., paves the way for cats, dogs, frogs, chickens, horses, cows and spiders from surrounding countryside to partake in same sex niptual rights.

 

bullet GET A CLUE, ATLANTA ZOO!  CAESAR, A 26 YEAR OLD CHILDLESS GORILLA, COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET

 

bullet SAVING THE FURNITURE FROM THE WRATH OF OUR FOUR FOOTED KIDS

 

bullet ALL'S NOT PEACHY IN GEORGIA -- Georgia halts same sex NIPtuals; human supports gay rights for dog pals by catering niptual party for them and 25 guests from Canine Same Sex Support Group. "All had a ball," observers report.

 

bullet WE'RE ONLY DOIN' WHAT COMES NATURALLY -- NY Times reports 400+ cases of same sex activity among zoo residents, affirming such behavior is by no means "unnatural," solidifying FUPPPS stand on personal liberties.

 

bullet DON'T HOBBLE THE HUBBLE!  IT JUST FOUND CATS AT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE! Ancient videos being transmitted also provide insights into views on same sex NIPtuals, way back then;  a look at the value of the Hubble and its comparative costs within the overall NASA budget.

 

bullet LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE NUMBERS -- Same sex marriages in California by Species, Feb 11-Mar. 12, 2004

 

bullet PASS THE MOUSE D'OUEVRES, MARTHA, STATES' RIGHTS SAY IT'S OK!

 

bullet IN SUPPORT OF UN-GRUESOME NEWSOM -- Pioneering Mayor of San Francisco opens the doors for the rest of the nation to legally bed the mate of choice, regardless of gender.

 

bullet DON'T LET THE POLITICOS GRIND YOU DOWN!  March 12, 2004, a day that will live in infamy, as California's Supreme Coutt suspends same sex NIPtuals.  But we need to keep our tails up!

 

bullet HANG IN, THERE, MASSACHUSETTS!  Peter da Wolf, star FUPPPS investigative reporter, files a heart-breaking but inspiring story as same sex NIPtuals go on hold in Massachusetts.

 

bullet WHAT'S GOOD FOR CHENEY IS GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY?  Surprisingly, the veep has spoken in favor of rights of humans to have same sex liasons; support from the Log Cabin Republicans, etc.

 

bullet BOWSER BROTHELS?  Check it out!

 

bullet WAY TO GO, PORTLAND!  Scads of dogs, cats and frogs car-pet the steps of City Hall, lining up to receive the government's blessing on long-desired same sex NIPtuals...

 

bullet Now the Going's Gonna get Ruff March 3, 2004, Van Nuys, CA:  Well, folks it's been nip and tuck, but today we officially have one Democratic candidate, one resprouted Green and the Republican incumbent in the 2004 presidential race...

 

bullet Go, Rosie!  Rosie O'Donnell sets an example as she weds long-time partner in San Francisco...

 


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