Going's Gonna get
March 3, 2004, Van
Nuys, CA: Well, folks it's been nip and tuck, but today we
officially have one Democratic candidate, one resprouted Green and
the Republican incumbent in the 2004 presidential race.
We've been warned
that the litter is really going to hit the fan now.
It's time for us
FUPPPSTERS to redouble our efforts. We simply
must protect the rights of our
pets to indulge in same sex marriage, just as humans are winning!
After all, what's
with this argument that sex is only for procreation, among pets and
humans alike? Aside from the considerations of capering about
for reasons of entertainment, we ask you, aren't the enormous number
of paw prints from the 2-legged furless today causing a lot of the
destruction on our planet?
problems apply just as much to our pets! We all know how
important it is to promote birth control among our dear friends to
protect the unwanted from being abused. Wouldn't giving
sanctity to same sex NIPtuals be a wonderful help?
Let's boot out
insensitivity to the sexual needs of our 4- to 100-legged friends.
If they want to mate with those of their own sex, we say nip, nip,
FUPPPS Editorial Board