SAVING THE FURNITURE FROM THE WRATH OF OUR FOUR- FOOTED KIDS
Van Nuys, CA, March
25, 2004: Families are changing, according to many reports in
the media. As marriages of humans fall apart more and more,
people marry later and later in life, and older folks face
widowhood, single householders are on the rise. All long for
companionship. What fills the need better than furry home
Hence, the new family
incorporates our pets more and more as members of our own tribe.
Pet products are exploding. Every day more articles to pamper
pooches and pussycats especially come on the market. You can
find special aromatics to heal various maladies such as stress.
In pups one stresser is premature extraction -- being jerked away
from fire hydrants before marking them. Result? Pools of
liquid in unlikely places in the house. Felines are known to shred
everything in sight in protest, as human companions unthinkingly
dispose of favorite toys
their little darlings have completely torn apart.
One stresser that is
completely avoidable is blocking our little friends from fulfilling
their hearts desire -- marrying the dog or cat they've loved. Stand
up for their right to bed the mate -- legally -- they wish.
Sign our FUPPPS pet-ition now to get the message to our politicians!
It's time we got the state judiciaries to reinstate the right to
engage in wedlock regardless of genus or gender, and save our
furniture and floors!
UPDATE ON OUR BOWSER BROTHEL VOTES:
75,034 for, 962 against. Visit the
on the subject for more info.
FUPPPS Editorial Board