FUPPPS UP Editorial: NY Times affirms Same Sex Relations is only Doing What Comes Naturally




 


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 WE'RE ONLY DOIN' WHAT COMES NATURALLY

 

Van Nuys, CA, March 21, 2004:  Many folks are complaining around our fair country, well it used to be a fair country. In any case, many are complaining that same sex marriage among humans is a crazy idea. The reason, they say, is that animals do not practice same sex sex.  Ergo, such behavior is "not natural." These conservatives insist that no one, human or other, should have the right to sanctify these "unholy" goings on with holy or state writ.

 

Well, we beg to differ.  An article by Dinitia Smith in the New York Times February 7 pointed to the fact that there are many proven cases of same gendered furry and other non-human folks having their way with each other all the time.  In fact, over 400 cases have been documented in zoos alone, and this does not count incidents observed in the wild.

 

Now, as FUPPPS members have made abundantly clear, the numbers are far greater than 400.  Zillions of non-humans have been routinely been practicing sex with others of the same sexual persuasion.  In fact, the practice dates back to the beginning of time, as the recent Hubble information shows us (please see our March 19 column).  Scientists have reported on the bonobos, those fun-loving chimps who use sex as a way to patch quarrels, and who romp and cavort almost the livelong day, with whomever of the species comes near, no matter what the proclivity.

 

We say, isn't it time we practiced love, not war, regardless of gender? Let's get the country back on track toward real personal liberties.  Support same sex NIPtuals, regardless of genus or gender, today!  Scroll down to link to our FUPPPS Pet-ition, and tell all your friends!

 

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