WE'RE
ONLY DOIN' WHAT COMES NATURALLY
Van Nuys, CA, March
21, 2004: Many folks are complaining around our fair country,
well it used to be a fair country.
In any case, many are complaining
that same sex marriage among humans is a crazy idea. The reason,
they say, is that animals do not practice same sex sex. Ergo,
such behavior is "not natural." These conservatives insist that no
one, human or other, should have the right to sanctify these
"unholy" goings on with holy or state writ.
Well, we beg to differ. An article by Dinitia Smith in the New York Times
February 7 pointed to the fact that there are many proven cases of same
gendered furry and other non-human folks having their way with each
other all the time. In fact, over 400 cases have been
documented in zoos alone, and this does not count incidents observed
in the wild.
Now,
as FUPPPS members have made abundantly clear, the numbers are far
greater than 400. Zillions of non-humans have been routinely
been practicing sex with others of the same sexual persuasion.
In fact, the practice dates back to the beginning of time, as the
recent Hubble information shows us (please see our
March 19
column). Scientists have reported on the bonobos, those
fun-loving chimps who use sex as a way to patch quarrels, and who romp
and cavort almost the livelong day, with whomever of the species
comes near, no matter what the proclivity.
We say, isn't it time
we practiced love, not war, regardless of gender? Let's get the
country back on track toward real personal liberties. Support
same sex NIPtuals, regardless of genus or gender, today! Scroll
down to link to our FUPPPS Pet-ition, and tell all your friends!
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