 |
|
 |
Co-Spokesdog Travis
about to tie the knot with his beloved bride, Raizel. Photo by Craig
Copeland.
For de-tails click here |
FUPPPS EDITORIAL ARCHIVES
Welcome to our FUPPPS UP Editorial
Archives. We are proud to print the opinions of our
Editorial Board and guest columnists
on the progress in our campaign to get our politicians to speak out on the
critical issue of same sex
NIP
tuals for the furry, feathered and slithery
among us.
Below is a list of headlines of all the Editorials to date. You can
click on whichever you want to read. Please check out our Letters to
the Editor and FUPPPS Pet-ition as well! |
FUPPPS UP! FUPPPS Almost Daily Editorial
NEW!
FUPPPS Stuff!
FUPPPS ARCHIVES
Complete list of FUPPPS Editorials
About FUPPPS
Sign our
FUPPPS Pet-ition
Letters to
the Editor
Post your own
FUPPPS Chat
Read your own and others' chats in our
Chat Room
FUPPPS Endorsements
Muttrimonial Snaps
Free downloads
Niptual Applications
SPREAD THE WORD
Tell
a Friend |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
The Reverend Mr. Bassett Speaks Out on Don't
Ask, Don't Tell
|
|
|
MITT ROMNEY -- HOW CAN WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WHO STRAPS HIS DOG TO THE ROOF OF HIS CAR?
|
|
|
CAUL-I-FORNIA'S GOV, UP IN ARMOR, VETOES SAME SEX NIPtuals
|
|
|
THE REVEREND MR. BASSETT EAVESDROPS ON
MONDAY.
"One could hear his booming bark outside as he
laughed, “Caul-i-fornia has done it again. The legislators have
forward thinking, but the Chief Executive’s gears are in reverse.” |
|
|
A TIME TO GET SERIOUS: WAYS YOU CAN HELP
KATRINA'S HURRICANE VICTIMS!
Our pets and
critters need you.
|
|
|
REVEREND BASSETT SPEAKS OUT AGAINST
TELEVANGELIST CALLING FOR ASSASSINATION OF FOREIGN
PRESIDENT
|
|
|
REVEREND BASSETT SUPPORTS STONING?
Conversion camps for pups and kittens "afflicted with gayness" sends
FUPPPSYLVANIAN Rev up a tree
|
|
|
SWISS OK SAME
SEX
marriage!
The land of cheese becomes 12th European nation to surpass the U.S.
in making sense -- OK's gay
NIPtuals.
|
|
|
Why hang "w" by
the ears?
|
|
|
Mark a Hydrant!
|
|
|
GAY PUSSYCATS CELEBRATE NIPTUAL BLISS!
|
|
|
JUST SAY NO TO GAY BASHING!
Reverend I. Petmyson of
the TV program "The 700 Cubs," is proclaimed a primary mover in the
drive to ban same sex NIPtuals by James Seesitall, reporter for the
Fupppsylvania Gazette.
|
|
|
Fife's ruff up:
Article angers Boxer, as he reads
NY Times
report that the Anglican Communion, an international body
representing the second largest church group in the world, with 77
million members in 164 countries, has issued a rebuke to the
Episcopal Church USA for supporting an openly gay priest and same
sex unions in New Hampshire.
|
|
|
CHENEY BREAKS FROM BUSH, DEFENDS SAME SEX
UNIONS
|
|
|
"GAY
DIVORCEE" TAKES ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING:
The
first angel fish gay wedding,
having received official blessings just in April of this year, has
gone the way of half the human heterosexual marriages in the United
States ...
|
|
|
California's Governator May Have to Step into
Same Sex Marriage Debate: California's Legislature
facing off on same sex marriages after State Supreme Court rule them
null and void. Governator may have to decide issue."
|
|
|
Cats Throw Hissy Fits over Missouri Same Sex
Marriage bans: St. Louis, MO, August 4,
2004: Today, a day that will live in infamy, Missourians banned same
sex marriage. Cats ticked as state pours water over same sex
NIPtuals!"
|
|
|
Critters Cry Out for Gay Marriage at
Democratic Convention: Thousands of barks,
quacks and hisses erupted as representatives of gay rights for
animals demonstrated at the Democratic Convention to urge
presumptive presidential candidate Kerry to speak out in favor of
same sex marriage rights for critters.
|
|
|
SCARY, SCARY TIMES:
Republiphants, blocked in
their attempt to pass a marriage amendment to the Constitution, are
getting the same sex niptual issue onto state ballots...critical
votes ahead for all who support critters' rights to wed the partner
of choice....
|
|
|
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES TAKE A STAND ON HUMAN
GAY MARRIAGE: THE ANSWER IS NO!
But what about gay muttrimonial
rights for the feathered, furry and slithery? Urge candidates
to take a stand now!
|
|
|
Ten Gay
Couples Suing Romney for Backtracking on promise to have legal
NIPtuals:
Massachusetts
Governor being challenged on legality of rescinding ceremonies and
promises made to same sex couples
|
|
|
NOAH'S ARK: THE OFFICIAL EXPLANATION: Was Noah
A Man Ahead of His Time? We all know Noah and his family
led the animals two by two into the ark, but do we know who did the
exams? And how with paws making typing on laptops so difficult,
there must have been sloppy record-keeping? How do we know which
sexes were really onboard?
|
|
|
CLERIC FROM CANINEPISCOPAL CHURCH WEDS GAY
PRIESTS:
In a surprise,
and somewhat defiant move, the Bishop of Caninepiscopal in Los
Angeles has blessed the NIPtuals of two priests. Some dogizens
in town outraged, others comforted by the thought their pups will be
safe...
|
|
|
DESPITE THE TEA PARTIES, TROUBLE BREWS IN
BOSTON:
At the stroke of midnight, multitudes of horses, ducks, pooches,
pussycats and everybody in search of same sex NIPtuals began lining
up in front of City Hall to receive the official blessings of the
state.
However, a big fly is emerging in this ointment...
|
|
|
HAPPY HOOVES TROT TO BE FIRST IN LINE FOR SAME
SEX NIPtuals! Boston's City Hall scene of
revelry as pooches, pussycats, ducks, horses and more get in line
beginning at midnight, when law legalizing same sex weddings became
official. Though federal law may create financial problems,
couples opting to go ahead,,,
|
|
|
NOW WE KNOW WHERE IT'S COMING FROM!
Liberty
Counsel, in Florida, taking legal steps to bar same sex
NIPtuals
nationwide.
|
|
|
WE JOIN THE
MULTITUDE MOURNING THE LOSS OF CAESAR:
In a break from our coverage of media and land takeover threats in
Fupppsylvania, it is with great sadness that we report the death
yesterday
of the gentle giant, Caesar, the silverback gorilla. Childless at
26, he had been sent to Zoo Atlanta by the LA Zoo, where he met a
nice boy, thwarting the keepers' admirable but clueless goals of
producing genetically varied offspring for the captive populations.
|
|
|
THOUSANDS MARCH IN PROTEST AS MURDOCK TRIES TO
BUY OUT MEDIA IN FUPPPSYLVANIA:
Townspeople in Floundertown, capitol of Fupppsylvania, were in an
uproar of sympathy yesterday, joining thousands of citizens from the
surrounding countryside to gather at the castle gates, in protest
over the possible takeover of 'The Flounder Town Gazette' by media
baron Reginald Murdock.
|
|
|
Where to Go for the Same Sex
Niptual
Honeymoon? In our continuing series of
reports from Flounder Town, capitol of Fupppsylvania, residents
overwhelmingly bark in support of this honeymoon destination
for happy couples...
|
|
|
What Does An Anti-Gay Dad Do When His Son
Comes Out? Fupppsylvania story from citizens
of the capitol, Flounder Town, gush in wake of threat to homeland
security -- this heartwarmer is about a respected canine barrister
whose son is heading for a same sex wedding, as told by gay dogs at
the Snug Pug.
|
|
|
HOMELAND SECURITY IN PERIL IN FUPPPSYLVANIA:
Despite the tranquil appearance of rolling hills dotted with poppies
and lillies, our homeland is under threat from right wingers who
would buy up our lands and media.
|
|
|
IT'S
TAX DAY. OUR BUCKS AT SAME SEX
NIPTUAL CROSSROADS:
Our
tax bucks have been ramming the point home as often as possible in
countless marches through towns all over the country: our
representatives, whom we pay with our taxes,
must take a stand on same sex
NIPtuals!
|
|
|
LOG CABIN ELEPHANTS COZYING UP TO BRAYING BUNCH:
Word has it from our capitol that the Log Cabin Elephants, the mainly
gay male lobbying group within the Republiphants Party, are feeling
betrayed, and may be ready to support the opposition Demodonks.
|
|
|
GORILLA POLL
RESULTS IN!
FUPPPS founder, Susan Shumish, announces public broadly supports the
right of Caesar, 26 year old childless gorilla moved from LA's to
Atlanta's zoo, to wed the boy of his dreams.
|
|
|
GEORGIA CITIZENS MORPH FROM GOOBERS TO CRACKERS:
Archie McTavish, Leader of the Pack of Gay Pooches and Cats, organizes
protest a la Brigadiere Fronterra of Boston in response to Georgia
citizens objecting to gay NIPtuals.
|
|
|
CAN STATES RESIST THE FLOODS OF PROTEST?
Great
Dane accuses Massachusetts of cur-tailing liberties. Leads
coalition of dogs on soggy protest march through Boston. |
|
|
GAY BASHING RIDES
SLIPPERY SLOPE:
A
recent poll taken by the I. M. Squirrely Research Institute underscores
the trend -- pets in America have been getting more and more comfortable
with others who are choosing same sex mates; tolerance grows among
horses in Mounted Police units, Navy seals, and more .... |
|
|
N.Y. LAWS WEAVE A
TANGLED WEB:
Brave Mayor West of New Paltz, N.Y., paves the way for cats, dogs,
frogs, chickens, horses, cows and spiders from surrounding countryside
to partake in same sex niptual rights.
|
|
|
GET A CLUE, ATLANTA ZOO! CAESAR, A 26 YEAR
OLD CHILDLESS GORILLA, COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET
|
|
|
SAVING THE FURNITURE FROM THE WRATH OF OUR FOUR
FOOTED KIDS |
|
|
ALL'S NOT PEACHY IN GEORGIA
-- Georgia halts same sex NIPtuals; human supports gay rights for dog
pals by catering niptual party for them and 25 guests from Canine Same
Sex Support Group. "All had a ball," observers report. |
|
|
WE'RE ONLY DOIN' WHAT COMES
NATURALLY -- NY
Times reports 400+ cases of same sex activity among zoo residents,
affirming such behavior is by no means "unnatural," solidifying FUPPPS
stand on personal liberties. |
|
|
DON'T HOBBLE THE HUBBLE! IT JUST FOUND
CATS AT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE!
Ancient
videos being transmitted also provide insights into views on same sex
NIPtuals, way back then; a look at the value of the Hubble and
its comparative costs within the overall NASA budget. |
|
|
LET'S
TAKE A LOOK AT THE NUMBERS --
Same sex marriages in California by
Species, Feb 11-Mar. 12, 2004 |
|
|
PASS THE MOUSE D'OUEVRES, MARTHA, STATES' RIGHTS SAY IT'S OK! |
|
|
IN SUPPORT OF
UN-GRUESOME NEWSOM --
Pioneering Mayor of San Francisco opens
the doors for the rest of the nation to legally bed the mate of
choice, regardless of gender. |
|
|
DON'T LET THE POLITICOS GRIND YOU DOWN!
March
12, 2004, a day that will live in infamy, as California's Supreme
Coutt suspends same sex NIPtuals. But we need to keep our tails
up!
|
|
|
HANG IN, THERE, MASSACHUSETTS!
Peter da Wolf, star
FUPPPS investigative reporter, files a heart-breaking but inspiring
story as same sex NIPtuals go on hold in Massachusetts. |
|
|
WHAT'S GOOD FOR CHENEY IS GOOD FOR
THE COUNTRY? Surprisingly,
the veep has spoken in favor of rights of humans to have same sex
liasons; support from the Log Cabin Republicans, etc. |
|
|
BOWSER BROTHELS?
Check it out!
|
|
|
WAY TO GO, PORTLAND!
Scads of dogs,
cats and frogs car-pet the steps of City Hall, lining up to receive
the government's blessing on long-desired same sex NIPtuals...
|
|
|
Now the
Going's Gonna get
Ruff!
March 3, 2004, Van
Nuys, CA: Well, folks it's been nip and tuck, but today we
officially have one Democratic candidate, one resprouted Green and
the Republican incumbent in the 2004 presidential race... |
|
|
Go, Rosie!
Rosie O'Donnell sets an example as she weds long-time partner in San
Francisco... |
|
|
|
Something nagging you about the prejudices against same sex NIPtuals? Tell
us about it!
|
|
NEW!
FUPPPS Stuff! Let everyone know you care!
 
Remember, you can also post a
chat for our chat room!
|
|
|
