DON'T HOBBLE THE HUBBLE! IT JUST FOUND GAY CATS AT THE EDGE OF THE
Van Nuys, CA, March 19, 2004: Exciting reports just in from NASA. Cats at the edge
of the universe! And not only that, there is evidence that
there was no reservation back then about marrying others of the same
sexual bent. Two obviously male cats were observed fondling
each other in an old video that came through; there was also a scene
of a tall cat in carmine robes reading from a book as the couple
exchanged nose rubs.
We are completely
dismayed to think that the powers that be in Washington want to kill
the amazing Hubble telescope. Especially now. It has been said
by scientists that the Hubble requires a little over 1% of
NASA's budget, but is returning 30% of its information.
And now that we've
found glimpses of the edge of the universe, how could anyone think
to hobble the Hubble? Tell those in Washington that you think
they've lost perspective on what's important. Scroll down to
the comment box, and be sure to write Hubble at the top. We need to keep
the Hubble in tiptop shape. It should be listed as the eighth
wonder of the world -- even though it's now out of this world -- and
all efforts should be made to keep it serviced on time. Just
as we all should be.
by the FUPPPS Editorial Board