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FUPPPS Editorial Archives: CLERIC FROM CANINEPISCOPAL CHURCH WEDS GAY PRIESTS

     CLERIC FROM CANINE-PISCOPAL CHURCH WEDS GAY PRIESTS

Los Angeles, CA, June 3, 2004:  In a surprise, and somewhat defiant move, the Bishop of Caninepiscopal in Los Angeles has blessed the NIPtuals of two priests.  "They have loved each other for decades, and it is only right that they be allowed to enjoy the blessing of muttrimony," Bishop Foster announced.

This is the first time a Bishop has officiated at a gay wedding since the council made the practice legitimate last summer. 

There is some controversy surrounding his decision among the flock. "This violates the principles we hold dear," Violet Chihuahua said in an interview.  "We expect our priests to be with young dogs only, and certainly not be marrying them!  What's our world coming to?"

"I am outraged!" Henry Percival con-curred.  "Priests should never marry each other!  Where will our choir boys go for, um, comfort?"

While many have expressed this negative view, others have roundly applauded Bishop Foster.  "He is taking a very brave position on this issue, and I for one, think it's pawsitively terrific!    If the couple is happy who are we to deny them the same rights the rest of us have?  In fact, it means our pups will be safer."

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