Welcome to the FUPPPS Editorial Archives, where our databank lets you review all the opinions fit to bark on the critical issue of same sex NIPtuals for the furry, feathered and slithery among us! 


  Photo by Anonymous*

FUPPPSYLVANIA, August 10, 2005:  Following a brief report by ABC earlier this month about a Believers’ Conversion Camp, the Rev. Mr. Bassett’s ears actually stood up in awe. “Hypocrites were stoned in the past,” he said. “Maybe they should take up that practice again.”

According to the normally mild-mannered reverend, the news source cited beliefs that being gay is an addictive behaviour; the camp offers to heal those suffering from this affliction by reparenting and teaching our pups and kittens how to overcome their disease.

As more and more countries recognize Same Sex
NIPtuals it appears the powerful statement of “Love One Another” has been amended by many Believers to say: “Love one another, as long as they agree with you.” Charity, peace and love must now come with disclaimers, it seems.

As one pads along the streets and lanes of our small country one can hear the woofs, mews and an assortment of other utterances decrying such arrogance.

The long-eared minister was gracious enough to furnish our small but vocal publication with a copy of his upcoming sermon. To quote from a part of his homily: “I suggest to you that going to services two or three times a week does not make you a true Believer any more than going to a McDonalds so often makes you a Big Mac.”

He continues, “If being gay is addictive behaviour and the idea of
outrageous, then those who wed members of the opposite sex and divorce so many times evidence the same addictive behaviour. Do they perhaps need ‘reparenting’? Or should we teach our offspring never to chance anything that isn’t guaranteed? … The only guarantee in life is death.”

“Perhaps,” he concludes, “we could all learn from the turtles who know they never get anywhere unless they stick their necks out.”

Contributed by FUPPPS new Editorial Associate Editor, I. Ben Hadd

Approved by the
FUPPPS Editorial Board

*Sent via web. If you are the photographer, or know the photographer, please contact us!


FUPPPS Almost Daily Editorial Page

FUPPPS Archives
Complete list of FUPPPS Editorials

Letters to the Editor



Sign our
FUPPPS Pet-ition
Post your own

 Read your own and others' chats in our  Chat Room

FUPPPS Endorsements

Muttrimonial Snaps

 To send a letter to the Editor, visit our Letters to the Editor page, and scroll to the bottom for the form.

Letters to the Editor

NEW!  FUPPPS Stuff! Let everyone know you care!
Remember, you can also post a chat for our chat room! 

Mark Your Territory on our Trees!

FUPPPS Chats - What Others are Barking

Download your Free NIPtual Banns Application

What is FUPPPS?           Sign FUPPPS Pet-ition!

Back to Dr. B and the amorous cat!


About FUPPPS  l  FUPPPS Chat  l   Letters to the Editor   l   FUPPPS Pet-ition   l   FUPPPS Store  l  Free NIPtuals Application   l  Contact Us

Visit FUPPPS' pals at InasPawprints.com -- books and goodies for animal lovers of all ages

   FUPPPS is a trademark of Ina Hillebrandt. FUPPPS logo by Carolyn Allen, SunshineByDesign.com.
FUPPPS and In Paws We Trust
logos © Ina Hllebrandt. All rights reserved.
Animated graphics from
AnimationFactory.com. May not be used without consent from AnimationFactory.com.
FUPPPS website © 2004 Ina Hillebrandt. Website Updated on whim. Latest update this page May 2023.